Sunday, November 20, 2011

Twilight-According to me

Every girl (except a few) was crazy about Twilight and that was a few years ago. I was crazy about it as well, but then after stepping back and realizing how incredibly creepy and weird the story was, I quit Twilight. The story appeals to so many girls because it's about love and Bella loves Edward blah blah blah. What people keep forgetting is that EDWARD IS LIKE 100  YEARS OLD. I bet a million bucks that if Edward didn't look like a seventeen year old, it would not be nearly as popular. And what's up with the whole Jacob thing? He could do way better! I mean a new girl comes to a small town and everyone loves her. What is so special about her? To quote from Vampire's Suck: "Look at the new girl, she looks boring and not interesting at all. I'm going to go hit on her." And it's not that Bella just looks boring and ordinary, she makes the STUPIDEST decisions. For example, she feels the need to do dangerous things to see Edward. Listen, honey, I'm sure that you have a picture of him somewhere so go home and stop trying to kill yourself. (In the second movie after Edward leaves and she's in her room and the camera spins around her and it's supposed to represent time going by, doesn't it look like a depression medication add?) She also decides that dating an old guy who looks young is totally fine and it is not creepy at all to have him watch you sleep or climb into your room in the middle of the night. I have nothing against Stephanie Meyers, she made her money so good for her. I also have nothing against the cast of Twilight (Robert (Cedrick Diggory) did die in Harry Potter so I guess after you get killed by Voldemort you become a vampire. And not the hard core kind like Dracula.) But what do you guys think? Do you like Twilight do you not? Do you agree with me? Do you not agree?

1 comment:

  1. Dear God, HOW many times have I said that I hate Twilight!!!!???? XD Oh, Liv, I love you for this, you know I do. <3 My... um... sister/cousin ^.^

    If you STILL can't figure out who I am, please don't think I'm a random stalker. I <3 Fruits Basket.

    'nough said. XD

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